Generall Conference:

Me: So do you have any big plans for this weekend?
Co-worker: No, do you?
Me: It's a church weekend for me?
Co-Worker: A What?
Me: We have 8 hours of church.....
Co-Worker: 8 Hours! God bless you!
Me: That's the point. ;)

I'll write more later, President Monson is speaking......